My Calling

Holy. Cow. I want this in the worst way, even though it's not really my decorating taste: http://www.jonburgerman.com/Work/comments/colour_in_wallpaper/

I'm actually sitting here obsessing over how I would color it all in. Nothing would ever get done. This from a girl who spends entire conference calls filling in every single "o" in the 26 page document being discussed and who actually decided against buying a specific Bible because I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that I would not be able to keep it uncolored. I'm almost shaking as I think about it (see a picture here: http://tinyurl.com/6lrpco). You think I'm kidding, but as I headed to the checkout counter with it, I realized that it just was not going to happen. That is the very reason I decided against buying it. I know, I know.

Hold on. Epiphany. Maybe this is what I am supposed to do with my life. They say that whatever the first thing you think about when you wake up in the morning is what you should do for your life's work. I've never had an answer to that. My first thought when I wake up? "I have GOT to pee," and I'm pretty sure they aren't hiring for that position in these economic times.

Professional Colorer. I think I may just pass out with excitement.